May 2013
10 posts
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
April 2013
27 posts
I like it when cats settle down..... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
revyas:
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
they’re slugs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
partywhore-hitthefloor:
I know that 99.9% of my friends are not true friends and would fuck me over in a heart beat but I stay friends with them because I dont have anyone else…
jacnoc:
candymandie:
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
Watchdyslexcya:
conchstreet:
conchstreet:
15 seconds of one of the worst walmart fails i’ve ever had in my life
i still can’t believe the notes on this shit.
I CNA TBREATHE
March 2013
24 posts
